Human-Readable Privacy Policy

We've ditched the legalese. Here's exactly what we do (and don't do) in plain English.

Last updated: January 15, 2026

What We Don't Do

We don't track you in StoicOS. On your enrolled phone and inside your member dashboard and launcher, we don't send analytics events about what you tap, open, or how you use your device.

We don't collect your data. We don't harvest your personal information, browsing history, or device identifiers.

We don't sell your info. In fact, we don't even want it. We're not in the data business.

We don't log your web traffic. Our VPN module is open-source, so you can verify the code on GitHub to see for yourself that we never see, log, or track what you do online.

We don't use surveillance. Your phone is yours alone. What happens on your device stays on your device.

We don't track your membership usage for ads. When you're logged into the dashboard or using the StoicOS launcher on your phone, we don't use analytics to follow what you do, and we don't feed that activity into any advertising systems.

What We Do

We provide a service. StoicOS helps you create a calmer, more intentional phone experience by letting you customize your device.

We store minimal account info. When you sign up, we store your email address and account credentials so you can log in. That's it.

We process payments securely. We use Paddle (a trusted payment processor) to handle subscriptions. We never see your full payment details.

We keep things running. We use basic technical data (like device enrollment status) to make sure the service works for you.

We use PostHog on our public site only. On our landing page and marketing pages, we use PostHog analytics to understand how fast the site loads, how our ads perform, and where visitors drop off in the sign-up funnel. This helps us improve the website and our marketing, but it does not track what you do once you're signed in to your StoicOS dashboard or using the launcher on your phone.

We communicate with you. We send you emails about your account, subscription, and important service updates. You can opt out of marketing emails anytime.

Your Rights

You own your data. You can request a copy of what we have, update it, or delete your account anytime.

You control your subscription. Cancel anytime, no questions asked. No long-term contracts or hidden fees.

You can verify our claims. Our VPN module code is open-source on GitHub. Check it out yourself.

You can contact us. Have questions? Reach out at support@stoicos.co. We'll respond within 24 hours.

Transparency

We believe in being upfront about everything. If we ever change how we handle your data, we'll notify you and update this policy. No surprises, no hidden changes.

For the full legal version (with all the technical details), see our complete Privacy Policy.

Questions?

If you have any questions about this policy or how we handle your data, email us at support@stoicos.co.